Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?” That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.” All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single wo…