Q. Why did God give men penises? A. So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. What’s the difference between a paycheck and your dick? A. You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your check. Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for? A. It’s Braille for ‘suck here’. Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a coffin? A. You come in one and go in the…