MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar.MINSTR: kab-kab? WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi, Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi. MINSTR: Teesri bar?WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha, Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..